Where Does Ham Come From?

Mom:  Ellie and Ayla, do you know where ham comes from?

Ayla:  Yeah.

Mom:  Where?

Ayla:  Right ova dare.  (She points to the ham on the counter)

Mom:  No, I mean what animal is it from?

Ellie:  Chicken?

Mom:  No.

Ayla:  Cow?

Mom:  No.

Ellie:  Rooster?

Mom:  No.

Ellie:  Can you give us a hint?

Mom:  It has four legs.

Ellie:  I don’t know.

Mom:  Keep guessing animals on a farm.

Ellie:  Pig!

Mom:  Yes, you got it.

Ellie:  Can I have some more chicken?

Mom:  Remember it is not chicken.

Ellie:  Can I have some more pig?